Me? Geography? Not a chance. Maybe if I start dragging a small teardrop all over the place I can learn where a few places are? Ah well, thanks for letting me know where you really are!!!
As for having it all, well ya, kinda sorta... a teardrop is a bed, and a kitchen, basically. Anything you can get in there beyond that is a bonus.
Being located that far north, seems to me that if you had a basic teardrop with a furnace you would have it all! But then you would still need a porta-pottie tent.
I saw somewhere on the web that someone had built a teardrop with 2 doors on the side. 1 door led to the main teardrop sleeping area, and the other door, I assume led to a bathroom. It was one of the larger teardrops I had seen. So it's been done before. If that's what you want, it's do-able. Do you have a large enough tow vehicle for that?
Or maybe what you really want is a mammoth... my idea of a tiny trailer that has it all....
What do you think?
Mike...
P.S. It's only 14' long, it can NOT be built in a weekend, but you can have it all!