Dad Jokes

[Tom&Shelly]

Did you know there is a species of ant that absorbs moisture right out of the air?

They're called dessic ants.

Tom

[Tom&Shelly]

Many people don't know that the US Army actually operates its own transport ships.

During World War II, the Navy set up a depot somewhere in the South Pacific. In addition to suppying and making repairs to their own ships, they had a whole book of regulations on what they were allowed to do for allied ships (British, Canadian, Australian, Dutch, etc.) that came to the depot. But when a US army transport came in they were stymied.

Took an Admiral in Washington to affirm that the US Army is an ally of the US Navy.

Tom

[Tom&Shelly]

Heard there are two brothers who are starting a weekly radio program on maintaining and repairing garbage trucks.

They're calling it "Trash Talk".

Tom

[DJ Davis]

Hey, Star Wars Fans out there! I found out this weekend Yoda had a last name. It was Layheehoo.

[bdosborn]

It is a five minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering.

Bruce