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Woodbutcher wrote:We must be married to sisters. Years ago my wife kept nagging me to clean out my closet. Notice I said MY closet. She had her own. They were my clothes and I was happy where they hung. Well I got home from work one night and she shows me a mason jar full of buttons. Her comment was, when ever you need an extra button, check in this jar. Well, those were all my buttons. She had gone through my closet and cut the buttons off all my shirts that she did not like. The closet ended up getting cleaned out but I did not like her method.
citylights wrote:Woodbutcher wrote:We must be married to sisters. Years ago my wife kept nagging me to clean out my closet. Notice I said MY closet. She had her own. They were my clothes and I was happy where they hung. Well I got home from work one night and she shows me a mason jar full of buttons. Her comment was, when ever you need an extra button, check in this jar. Well, those were all my buttons. She had gone through my closet and cut the buttons off all my shirts that she did not like. The closet ended up getting cleaned out but I did not like her method.
Anything I have to say reagarding that would not be suitable for polite company.
In fact, now that I have had a minute to think about it... I think a shiny new red convertible sports car would have shown up in my driveway. I would pick the best buttons out of that jar, make a button necklace to hang from the rear view mirror. Forever more the cars name would be buttons. I think I will go for a spin in buttons. I think I will drive buttons to work today. Oh! An ice cream run in buttons! And if anybody ever needed a button, why I think I know where I might be able to find one.
And I am dead serious.
be_a_jayhawk wrote:I was just telling a friend today the 3 things I need in life are time, money, and WARMER WEATHER!
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