My oh my, what a day. Left porch lamp installed and the switch works:
If you don't believe it works, here it is all lit up:
Let's take a look inside, shall we? Left nterior lamp, with the porch lamp switch to the right of it. As you can see, it's pretty ugly, and the plate is just there for now. I'll be making a huge, special wooden switch plate which will cover the exposed wiring and other ugliness. (God bless trim.)
After successfully wiring everything (a miracle), I performed yet ANOTHER miracle and installed left-side outlet here. This area will be covered with curtains. Nothing fancy shmancy,
This shows my cool anchor and crab:
And this shows the front, with carpeting to come. (I already bought it.)
But most glorious of all is my sink--with my wife holding it to hide her face because she wants nothng to do with this nonsense at all:
All in all, a very good day. And after all of the CRAPPY ones, I deserved it!
I estimate that it will take me about an hour and a half to wire the complete OTHER side, now that I know what the hell I'm doing!
As long as I don't forget...